Skrillex

Sock-eye floozy

of the Bridge Brigade,

take your envelope away from

me.

For I am hypoallergenic

to postage stamps so please

take your envelope away from

me.

Because my hives will gather 

about my knees, kindly

take your envelope away from

me.

Due to the saliva meant to

seal the contents abhor me

take your envelope away from 

me.

Just look at your terrible

hand writing, quickly

take your envelope away from 

me.

The corners are misshapen

and torn, would you please

take your envelope away from

me.

I am about to be filled with tears

I was never able to receive a letter in the mail.

So for the last time

take your envelope away from me!