muffin magic

the ideal time to eat a muffin is when the sun is high in a clear blue sky and you are sitting on a bench at the beach. While you take a bite until every crumb is eaten by you and only you (do not feed muffin to seagulls though it may be tempting) you must contemplate all your worries. Every worry per bite resolves problems because you swallow them away into your stomach. Stomachs can handle your worries better then the mind because stomachs are weird.