Neosincarthinism

Neo-refers to neon
sin- refers to the worst of all events
carth-what? does it have to be a real word?
in- means inside
ism- I=if, S=salty, M=magic.

So altogether this Neosincarthinsim means:

Neon sin carth inside if salty magic.

Yes, now go run along. I had enough of my nonsense tonight.